I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE POLE, OF THE UNITED BARBER KING OF AMERICA, AND TO THE PUBLIC FOR WE STAND, ONE BARBERNATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH ROYAL SERVICE AND GREAT HAIRCUTS FOR ALL!
WELCOME TO THE ONLINE CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS.
I'm Mike the Barbernary and I'm more than proud to officially announce, as Visionary & spokesperson of BARBER KING - that we have strategically decided to enter & run in this 2008 election year - to be the
1st BARBERSHOP & PRESIDENT of AMERICA!
I'll say it again...BARBER KING - IN THIS 2008 ELECTION YEAR - WILL BE RUNNING & CAMPAIGNING FOR THE GOVERNING SEAT FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED BARBERS OF AMERICA.
DURING THIS entire election year - IT WILL BE OUR MARKETING ENDEAVOR TO SOLICIT YOUR VALUED VOTE - THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WILL BE VOTING FOR US.
WHILE YOU WILL BE SIMULTANEOULSY LENDING
AN EAR & VOTING FOR CANIDATES BARACK OBAMA,
HILLARY CLINTON & JOHN MCCAIN ETC.
YOU WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH CREATIVE MARKETING PROMOS, BY WAY OF RADIO / TV / HAND FLIERS AND OTHER PARAPHENELIA SUCH AS T-SHIRTS PINS &
BUMPER STICKERS. IN ADDITION TO BLOGGING ALL OVER THE INTERNET. PLEASE STAY UPDATED HERE @
www.barberkingforpresident.com.
I'LL BE DOING SEVERAL TV INTERVIEWS here online
and LOCAL TV NEWS CHANNELS ETC.
ALTHOUGH OPRAH HAS NOT RETURNED
any of my phone calls as of yet.
LET ME SAY THIS FRANKLY, OUT OF ALL THE
MARKETING PLANS AND STRATEGIES THIS IS
WITHOUT QUESTON - MY FAVORITE THUS FAR!
AS WE KNOW, THIS YEAR MARKS & OFFERS
THEE MOST HISTORICAL POSSIBILITIES.
AS WE COULD VERY WELL HAVE A FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT, THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN.....
AND NOW ENTERING THE RACE, THE FIRST
BARBER PRESIDENT - WOW!!
Please understand, we realize -
WE MAY NOT WIN WHITE HOUSE...WE JUST
WANNA * WIN YOUR HOUSE *
PRAY FOR ME AMERICA, AS I EMBARK and DO MY ABSOLUTE BEST TO LEAD AND TO COMPELL CLIENTS
AND CUSTOMERS FROM ALL OVER THE METRO CITY OF TULSA TO COME AND BE SERVED AND EXPERIENCE
AND THEN VOTE - BARBER KING... PRESIDENT!
THIS PAST FALL I ANNOUNCED THE NEW SLOGAN....
BARBER KING - WHERE YOU PAY FOR THE EXPERINCE....
THE HAIRCUT IS FREE. YES, THIS INCREDIBLE FAMILY FADES & FUN FACILITY IS MORE THAN WORTH -
YOUR VALUED DOLLAR AND CERTAINLY YOUR VOTE.
FOR 15 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS, IT HAS BEEN MY
' PURPOSED DESIGN ' TO DO ONE THING:
GET EVERYBODY AND I MEAN EVERYBODY....
TO ' STOP SHOPPING FOR BARBERSHOPS...WHY?
THY BARBERKING HAS COME!
YA SEE THAT'S THE THING, BARBER KING IS NOT EVEN A CATAGORICAL BARBERSHOP....WE'RE WAY OUT OF EVERY LEAGUE OF ANY TYPICAL STIGMATIZED BARBERSHOP. WE ARE THE EXCEPTION TO ANYTHING YOU'VE EVR EXPERIENCED BEFORE.
ALLOW ME TO SAY THIS IN RISKY HUMILITY. YOUR BARBERSHOP DOSEN'T HAVE THE UNCOMMON LEADERSHIP OF BARBER KING, IT DOSEN'T HAVE THE TEAM ORIENTED ASSEMBLY OF THEE MOST GIFTED BARBERS - HAILING FROM ALL OVER THIS GREAT COUNTRY.
WE EMBODY THE FAMILY FEEL THAT CREATES COMRADERY & NETWORKING - AND THE BUILDING OF RELATIONSHIPS THAT GAURANTEE SUCCESS IN AND OUTSIDE THE SHOP'S FOUR WALLS.
ONE FAMILY STOPPPED ME AT WALMART AND SAID......
WHERE HAS BARBER KING BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
I SAID, " WE DID'NT INVENT THE BARBERSHOP...WE JUST IMPROVED IT! "
COME ON NOW....THE BARBERSHOP YOU FREQUENT NOW DOSEN'T OFFER YOU GAS REBATE REFUNDS EVERY TIME YOU GET GAS AND A CUT THE SAME DAY.
THAT'S RIGHT FOR TWO YEARS, WE'VE BEEN OFFERING
24 CENT A GALLON CASH REBATES, FOR EVERY
GALLON YOU PUMP - AT ANY GAS STATION.
THEN I CREATIVELY CONNECTED WITH MY FAVORITE RETAIL GIANT / WALMART - AND WE GRACIOUSLY EXTENDED TO ALL OUR CLIENTS - 50% OF THEIR TOTAL
' SALES TAX BACK '...AMAZING !
THEN WE CREATIVELY OFFERED TO ALL THE
'EARLY BIRDS' - IN BY 10 PAY 10.
AND THEN IN BY 12 PAY 12.
* WHEN IT COMES TO MARKETING, BARBER KING
IS SECOND TO NONE *
ALL THROUGHOUT THIS '08 ELECTION YEAR,
YOU'LL HEAR THIS:
" WE MAY NOT WIN THE WHITE HOUSE...
WE JUST WANNA YOUR HOUSE. "
BARBER KING, " WHERE YOU PAY FOR THE EXPERIENCE....THE HAIRCUT IS FREE ! "
" WE CUT YOUR HAIR - YOU CAST YOUR VOTE "
BARBER KING for PRESIDENT IN ’08
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND
JOIN THE CAMPAIGN!!!
